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Saturday, January 8, 2011

BEWARE the DO-NOT!


KNOW YOUR ENEMY...

This cuddly little bastard is the globular incarnation of abominable inactivity. A gremlin of sorts that will sneak up your nose and gum up your synaptic functions.Time will be distorted,minutes will seem to hang slowly while days slip right by. It's presence can also be detected by lack of any detectable change to things like web pages for extended periods.

Remedies for the elimination of such head boogers could be the utilization of  random sketchbook doodles accompanied by babbling text and sippings of cheap merlot .


Don't be a DO-NOT or you'll turn into a DONUT  (round and squishy outside and hollow on the inside)




2 comments:

  1. You can get rid of those with a roundtoit....the square ones won't work, tho.

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